Drake’s ultra-defined abs have people online talking and Rick Ross cracking jokes comparing them to dinner rolls in a meme that broke the Internet.
I promise y’all I wasn’t gonna say anything. But Drake’s abs have the internet in a chokehold and won’t let go. This has to be a joke. If you know, you know. Kendrick Lamar already had a humdinger of a line aimed at Drake’s abs, and it landed hard in their lyrical war.
Over the weekend, Drake posted some pictures, one of him taking a selfie and another of him working out. When he showed off those abs, something looked… off. Like, really off. Honestly, they looked fake. And I’m not usually the type to critique someone’s body, but this kept showing up on my timeline again and again. So here we are.
The jokes haven’t stopped. The comments haven’t stopped. The judgment? That definitely hasn’t stopped either. Rick Ross even jumped in and dropped a meme that made me finally write this. He hilariously compared Drake’s abs to a pack of dinner rolls. That one took me out. I don’t even know what to think anymore. Now, Drake’s body is under full public analysis. Folks are comparing his abs to the definition in his arms and breaking down every inch like it’s a crime scene. It’s wild, ridiculous and funny at the same time.
I don’t know what Drake’s thinking. Maybe he was trolling. But he got the attention he was looking for. So there’s that. Just another day in Drake’s life. And let’s be real. Rick Ross isn’t exactly Mr. Fitness himself, but at least he stays natural. He shows up as himself every time, so him trolling is even funnier.
Now, for the elephant in the room—most people are saying Drake had some kind of plastic surgery to get those abs. I’m not gonna say he did or didn’t. I don’t know. But it does look like something surgical happened. That kind of definition? That’s not just six-pack—it’s like 8K ultra HD definition.
We’ll give Drizzy the last word.
